When I was a pup I was beaten and I cried
And as I grew up I wish I had died,
Till a lady came for me, my dad called her Pat,
He threw me out and said that was that.
She gave me a hug and said I'd be safe,
I wondered if she wanted a waif.
I know I'm not perfect, I just want to please
As I fly through the air with the greatest of ease.
I chase all the cats and the
And anything else that comes into view.
Pat found me a home with Ingrid and Harry,
I wasn't keen on him 'cause my dad's name was Barry.
He beat me with sticks and kicked me too
So my new mum called me "Baby Blue".
I live with a boxer and a lurcher, Jake,
My dad says he's made a terrible mistake.
I've chewed up his car to make
it look nice,
What does dad mean, "it's a hell of a price!"
I like my design, it's all my own work
So why does my mum call me a berk.
I emptied her soap powder all over the floor,
Then scattered it round a little bit more.
My mum wasn't pleased, she said I was naughty
But honestly mum, I just wanted to party!
Sampson, our boxer looks awfully grim
So I don't mess around when I'm walking with him.
Our cat is a pest so I give it a shake
And then there's my brother, "Baby Jake".
He's timid and cute with long shaggy hair,
The boxer and lurcher, what a funny pair.
I'm handsome and clever or so I am told,
But my dad is looking incredibly old.
It's my fault he says, with a
I'm making quite an old man of him.
My mum's quite an angel 'cause she says I'm good
But she also says my head's made of wood.
I'm not really thick; I've just had a bad start,
Someone tried to break my heart.
With patience and love you can do many things,
You'll never know how much love a lurcher can bring.
But if he's called
"Blue", then you've problems and strife,
What good would it be without me in your life!!!
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